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When something works like it's supposed to but looks like it was made by a drunk toddler.

My phone app works but looks like it was designed by a raccoon with a crayon

This website works but looks like it was made by a blind kid with a keyboard

This game works but looks like it was drawn by a toddler on a sugar high

When you see so much food you can't even pick one because your brain explodes from confusion.

I saw 10 pizzas and couldn't choose one. Now I'm crying in the snack aisle.

There were 20 different burgers and I just sat there like a confused cow.

At the buffet, I stared at all the food like it was my ex on a Monday.

When you do stuff out of order and it just makes no sense, like your brain is on a break.

I washed my clothes before I took them out of the bag. Classic.

I brushed my teeth before I ate breakfast. Who does that?

I put on my pants before my shirt. I'm a mess.

A drug dealer who sells drugs just so they can keep using, like they’re stuck in a never-ending high school relationship with weed.

He sells weed so he can smoke it like it's his job.

She sells pills just to get high again. It’s a cycle.

He’s a fake drug dealer because he needs the money to buy more drugs.

When you do something so dumb it's like you're a kid who thinks ducks are the best sex partner.

He tried to fuck a duck and it bit him. Classic.

She tried to fuck a duck and it ran away. Sad.

He tried to fuck a duck and it just stared at him. That’s the worst.