Faddower

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A person who chases every new trend like it's the last donut at the bakery. They're too dumb to see how silly a fad is until they're already chasing the next one.
"I used to wear those fanny packs. Now it's all crocs and neon socks. I don't even know what I'm doing." - @Faddower2023
"She tried to be a TikTok influencer. Now she's just a faddower." - DM from a friend
Just saw a guy wearing a fanny pack with a neon sock. He's a faddower. I'm not even mad." - Twitter thread
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A person who jumps on every new fad like it's a free pizza. They don't know when to stop, and they don't care if you think they're ridiculous.
"I tried the keto diet. Then I tried the keto diet with avocados. Now I'm doing the keto diet with avocados and a fanny pack." - @FaddowerLife
"He follows every new fad. Last week it was glow-in-the-dark sneakers. This week it's fanny packs." - Instagram caption
Just saw my neighbor wearing a fanny pack and a neon sock. He's a faddower. I'm not even mad." - Text from my brother
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A big, round butt, usually belonging to a woman. It's so big, it looks like it could double as a tire. People use it as a compliment, even if it's more like a curse.
"She’s got a faddower so big, it could power a car." - Facebook post
Just saw my mom’s faddower and I instantly felt jealous." - Text from my little brother
My friend’s faddower is so big, it looks like it could double as a tire." - TikTok comment
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