Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

messing around with things you don't know how to use and trying random stuff until it works or explodes

My kid faddled with the toaster until it caught fire and started singing show tunes.

He faddled with the car engine and now it sounds like a goat being yelled at.

She faddled with her phone and now it's got more apps than a college student.

2

a hot dog that's so good it deserves its own nickname and a standing ovation

That hot dog was a faddling. I ate it like it was the last meal on Earth.

The faddling at the fair made me cry happy tears.

I saw a faddling on the street and followed it home.

3

working your butt off at something you hate because you're too scared to say no

I faddled through that presentation like my life depended on it.

She faddled through her math test and cried in the hallway.

He faddled through the meeting and then took a nap during the boss's speech.

4

when someone's face is used like a bike saddle and it's both ridiculous and slightly insulting

My uncle's face was a faddle during the marathon bike ride.

The kid's face was a faddle and it looked like he was being tortured.

She rode the bike like it was a face and it was the worst thing ever.

5

when you gotta go number two and it’s a full-blown emergency with sweat, bubbles, and a throne covered in glory

I had the faddles and the whole bathroom shook with my relief.

She had the faddles and the toilet looked like it had been through war.

He had the faddles and the floor was now a warzone.

6

feet that are fat, puffy, and look like paddles. Perfect for swimming, but a bit ugly.

His faddles looked like they were made of bread and butter.

She had faddles and they looked like they were ready for a race.

The guy had faddles and people were staring at his feet like they were famous.

7

doing something pointless and stupid, either on purpose or because you're too dumb to know better

He finished the faddling and it was just a bunch of crayon on the wall.

She completed the faddling and now the dog thinks it's a king.

They did the faddling and now the whole school is confused.