faddle wass

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Faddle Wass is when someone is so chunky they look like they were dipped in lard and left in the sun

My cousin is a faddle wass. He eats like a horse and still fits in a tiny car.

She walks into the room and it's like a faddle wass just dropped a bag of chips.

That guy at the gym is a faddle wass. He can't even do 10 push-ups without wheezing.

Faddle Wass is the nickname for someone who is so fat they could be a human donut

My mom calls my uncle a faddle wass because he eats pizza for breakfast.

That kid in class is a faddle wass. He can't even fit in the school bus.

I called my brother a faddle wass because he ate the whole cake.

Faddle Wass is when you're so fat you could make a sandwich out of yourself

My neighbor is a faddle wass. He can't even climb the stairs without panting.

That girl in the mall is a faddle wass. She could eat a whole buffet by herself.

I told my friend he was a faddle wass because he ate the last slice of pie.

Faddle Wass is when you're so fat you could be a couch for a whole family

My dad is a faddle wass. He can't even sit down without taking up three seats.

That man at the park is a faddle wass. He could eat a whole hot dog stand.

My sister is a faddle wass. She eats like a pig and still fits in her jeans.

Faddle Wass is the name for someone who is so fat they could be a new kind of meat

My cousin is a faddle wass. He could be on a billboard for fatty food.

That guy at the restaurant is a faddle wass. He ate enough for ten people.

I called my brother a faddle wass because he ate the whole cake and still wanted more.