Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A hole you wish you could plug with your finger

My aunt's faddle paddle smells like old socks and regret.

He called her faddle paddle in front of her mom. She cried.

I got in trouble for saying my teacher's faddle paddle is full of glitter.

2

A place where your face goes to die

She said my faddle paddle is so bad, it could make a goat weep.

He used my faddle paddle as a parking spot for his lunch.

I told my brother his faddle paddle is full of dead ants.

3

A trap you never wanted to fall into

My faddle paddle is so bad, it could make a saint swear.

He called my faddle paddle a 'dump hole for dreams.'

I got a detention for saying my principal's faddle paddle is full of glue.

4

A thing you wish you could avoid forever

She said my faddle paddle is so bad, it could make a dragon cry.

He used my faddle paddle as a bucket for his spaghetti.

I told my mom my faddle paddle is full of broken crayons.

5

A place where your dignity goes to die

My faddle paddle is so bad, it could make a cat run away.

He said my faddle paddle smells like old pizza and regret.

I got in trouble for telling my teacher her faddle paddle is full of glitter and cheese.

6

A hole that could swallow a truck

She told me my faddle paddle is so big, it could hold a whole lake.

He used my faddle paddle as a trash can for his lunch.

I said my uncle's faddle paddle is so bad, it could make a ghost scream.