Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a hot dog, but the kind that’s been left in the sun too long and smells like your uncle’s gym sock

I ate a faddle for breakfast and now I’m questioning my life choices

That hot dog on the corner is a faddle if I’ve ever seen one

My dog ran away with a faddle and came back with a side of regret

2

when you try to do something you don’t care about, but you do it like you’re fighting a bear with a toothbrush

I faddled my way through math class because I had a headache and a death wish

She faddled her way through the exam and got a D+

He faddled his way through the presentation like it was a death row escape

3

when you finish something that doesn’t make sense, and you don’t even know if you did it right or just made it up

I faddled my way through that test and got a zero

He faddled his way through the project and it looked like a toddler’s doodle

She faddled her way through the speech and the crowd fell asleep

4

the thing that comes out of Johnny Truant’s peepee, and it’s not pretty

That faddle came out of Johnny Truant and it smelled like old socks and regret

I saw the faddle and I ran away screaming

Johnny Truant’s faddle is the reason I’m still in my pajamas

5

when a human face is used as a bicycle saddle, and it’s the worst idea ever

That faddle looked like it had been through a war

The face faddle was so bad it made me cry

I saw a face faddle and I vowed never to ride a bike again

6

when you gotta go number two, but it’s not just any number two, it’s like a full-blown war inside your stomach

I had the faddles and it was like a battle inside my intestines

She had the faddles and the whole bathroom smelled like regret

He had the faddles and the throne looked like a crime scene

7

when your feet are fat, puffy, and look like they were dipped in glue and shaken like a bag of marbles

His faddles looked like they had been in a fight

I have the faddles and I look like a sad jellyfish

Her faddles are so bad I can’t even walk without crying