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a brainless idiot who chases every new trend like a dog chasing a bone just so they can look like a joke.
My cousin wears a neon fanny pack every day and calls it 'vintage.'
He tried to braid his beard and now it looks like a raccoon attacked him.
She bought 10 pairs of Ugg boots and still hasn’t figured out what they are for.
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a clueless moron who thinks wearing something weird makes them cool, even though it just makes them look like a lost chicken.
He wears a shirt that says 'I Love My Mom' and it's from 2003.
She dyed her hair pink and now it looks like a bad bet.
He tried to wear socks with sandals and now he's stuck with it.
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a dumbass who follows every fad like it's a religion, even if it makes them look like a confused squirrel.
He bought a fanny pack and now wears it like it's a medal of honor.
She tried to do the 'twerking' dance and now she can't sit down.
He signed up for a TikTok challenge and now he's stuck with 100 videos.
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a clueless twerp who thinks following a fad makes them smart, even though it just makes them look like a confused pigeon.
He wears a shirt with a slogan from 1995 and thinks it's 'cool.'
She bought a whole set of neon sunglasses and now she's blind.
He signed up for a Zoom call and now he's stuck with a filter.
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a brain-dead waste of space who follows every fad like it’s a holy mission, even though it just makes them look like a confused raccoon.
He bought a neon fanny pack and now he wears it 24/7.
She tried to do the 'twerking' challenge and now she can’t walk.
He signed up for every TikTok trend and now he’s famous for being stupid.
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