faddict

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A person who can't stop following every new trend, even if it makes no sense and they look like a fool.

'I have to try this new TikTok dance, even though I don't know what it means.'

'I bought a neon fanny pack just because it was in style.'

'I'm wearing socks with sandals now, and I don't care who sees me.'

Someone who can't go five minutes without checking Facebook, even if they're in the middle of a fight.

'I had to check Facebook during my mom's rant about my brother.'

'I had a conversation with my friend, and I checked Facebook ten times.'

'I logged into Facebook during my math test, and I failed.'

A person who can drop any Family Guy quote at any moment, even if it's completely random and makes no sense.

'I just said 'I'm not a monster, I'm just really bad at being a human being.' during lunch.'

'I quoted Peter Griffin while my teacher was talking about algebra.'

'I used a Family Guy line to explain why I was late to class.'

A person who is completely obsessed with Facebook and checks it more times than they eat meals in a day.

'I checked Facebook right after I woke up, and I haven't stopped since.'

'I checked Facebook before I brushed my teeth.'

'I checked Facebook during my shower, and I forgot to wash my hair.'

A person who makes up stupid new fads or dumb phrases just to be popular or sound cool.

'I just started the 'glow-in-the-dark sock' trend, and it's the worst.'

'I made up a new phrase, 'I'm not mad, I'm just stressed,' and it's taking over the school.'

'I started the 'talking to your plants' fad, and now everyone does it.'

A person who can't stop talking about random facts, even if they're completely irrelevant and no one cares.

'I told my friend that a cow has four stomachs, and now she knows everything about cows.'

'I interrupted my mom's story with a random fact about penguins.'

'I told my teacher that the Earth is 4.5 billion years old, and she didn't care.'