Fadden

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They're so awesome it's like they were born in a golden shower and got a PhD in being cool. They make everything better and your brain goes into overdrive just by being near them. They’re like the human version of a power-up in a video game.
My Fadden just walked in and I instantly felt like I could bench-press a cow.
Fadden showed up and my day went from garbage to gourmet.
I asked my Fadden for advice and he gave me a life lesson in 10 seconds.
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They are the opposite of smart. They’re like a brain full of mud and they think it's a trophy. They do dumb stuff and don’t even realize it.
My Fadden tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and cried like a baby.
Fadden thinks 'texting' is the same as 'talking' and still doesn't get it.
Fadden said 'I can fly' and jumped off a roof. Then he cried.
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