fadazzle the frog

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Make someone jump so hard they think they're on a trampoline and their pants are about to explode

My cousin fadazzled the frog so hard he jumped out of his chair and landed on a pizza.

She fadazzled the frog during lunch and got ketchup on her shirt.

He fadazzled the frog in the middle of a math test and got a zero.

Kick someone so hard they're like a frog in a sock and their brain is doing cartwheels

My brother fadazzled the frog and his brain came out of his ears.

She fadazzled the frog during a Zoom call and her dog barked at the screen.

He fadazzled the frog in the hallway and the principal thought it was a fire alarm.

Make someone jump so fast they think they're in a race and their socks are flying

My mom fadazzled the frog and her socks flew off and landed on the neighbor’s cat.

He fadazzled the frog while eating soup and got it all over his shirt.

She fadazzled the frog and the whole class started laughing and got in trouble.

Send someone flying like a frog on a rocket and their pants are on fire

My dad fadazzled the frog and his pants caught on fire from all the jumping.

She fadazzled the frog and the teacher thought she was possessed.

He fadazzled the frog during a soccer game and missed the whole match.

Make someone jump so much they think they're dancing and their shoes are about to fall off

My sister fadazzled the frog and her shoes fell off and she was barefoot in the snow.

He fadazzled the frog and the whole school heard him screaming.

She fadazzled the frog and her hair came out of the braid and looked like a mess.