fadazzle

I got her a fadazzle for her birthday. She walked in like a queen. I walked in like a guy who spent all his money on jewelry.

My girl got fadazzle so fancy, I felt like I was looking at a damn celebrity.

He fadazzled me with a diamond necklace. I still haven't stopped laughing at how cheap it was.

He fadazzled me so hard, I thought he was trying to sniff my farts.

My cousin fadazzled me in front of the whole class. I got a detention for laughing.

She fadazzled me so much, I had to wipe my nose on my shirt.

He fadazzled me so sudden, I jumped right out of my chair. My coffee spilled everywhere.

She fadazzled me in the middle of the mall. I looked like a damn lunatic.

My brother fadazzled me so hard, I thought my dog was trying to bite me.