Fadassing

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A huge meathead who smells like old pizza and thinks his gut is a badge of honor. He’s got balls the size of hubcaps (if balls could be measured in hubcaps).
My uncle is a fadassing. He eats a whole pizza by himself and still complains about the service.
The guy at the gym is a fadassing. He lifts weights like they’re his ex-girlfriends.
My neighbor is a fadassing. He wears pajamas to the grocery store and calls it 'business casual.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A hipster who thinks Pabst Blue Ribbon is the best beer ever. They carry a recyclable bag like it’s a holy relic and use a carabiner to attach everything to their backpack.
That fadassing at the coffee shop drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon out of a mason jar.
My friend is a fadassing. He wears a beanie in July and carries a carabiner everywhere.
The guy at the bookstore is a fadassing. He reads a book and then takes a selfie with it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you grab someone’s food without them seeing you and then come back later like you’re doing them a favor by giving it back.
I took my friend’s fries and came back later like I was doing him a favor.
At the deli, I grabbed the sandwich and then gave it back like it was a gift.
I took the taco from my coworker and brought it back like I was a hero.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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