Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To get your hand on someone in a way that feels like a crime and smells like regret.

He fadangled me in the back of the bus like I was his long lost love.

She got fadangled during the dance recital and cried for an hour.

My cousin got fadangled by the principal and now he smells like the school janitor.

2

To mess around with stuff just so you can get something else, even if it means your life gets worse.

He fadangled his savings to buy a new phone and now he's broke.

She fadangled her lunch money to buy candy and now she’s hungry.

My brother fadangled his allowance to buy a video game and now he’s grounded.

3

To poke around with someone’s stuff like it’s your business and you don’t care if they get mad.

My mom fadangled my snacks and now I have to eat cereal for dinner.

He fadangled my backpack and took my lunch.

She fadangled my pencil and now I have to write with a crayon.

4

To touch your partner in a sexy way, but only enough to tease them and make them beg for more.

He fadangled me during the movie and I almost screamed.

She fadangled me in the hallway and I almost kissed her.

My dad fadangled my mom during the dinner and now they’re both red.

5

A fancy way of saying someone stole your stuff, like they were born to do it.

He fadangled my video game and now I have nothing to do.

She fadangled my lunch and now I’m hungry.

My brother fadangled my allowance and now I have to earn it back.

6

A weird way to say the word ‘fuck’ that only weird people in weird places use.

He said ‘fadangled’ in church and got sent to the principal’s office.

She said ‘fadangled’ in the library and got a time-out.

My dad said ‘fadangled’ in the grocery store and the cashier asked him to leave.

7

To make your partner feel good, but only for a little while and then you stop, leaving them confused and sad.

He fadangled me in the car and then stopped and I cried.

She fadangled me in the hallway and then walked away.

My brother fadangled me and then left me hanging.