Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you’re so faded it looks like your face got run over by a mop and a raccoon.

My skin is like a faded mural that got hit by a hurricane.

I looked in the mirror and it was like I’d been buried in a landfill.

My glow is gone. I’m just a sad, faded shadow.

2

You’re so faded you could be the ghost of a washed-out sock.

I’m so faded, I could be the last piece of a broken puzzle nobody wants.

I looked like I’d been left in the sun for a decade.

My skin is so faded, it’s like it got stepped on by a elephant.

3

You’re so faded it’s like your face got dipped in old coffee and left in the rain.

My face is like a faded T-shirt that’s been in a trash can for years.

I looked like I’d been sitting in a hot tub with a dead fish.

My skin is so faded, it’s like it’s been through a war and a divorce.

4

You’re so faded you could be the saddest shade of a tired wall.

I’m so faded, I look like I’ve been left out in the sun since the dinosaurs.

My face is like a faded billboard that got hit by a truck.

I looked like I’d been painted with the last can of paint from a junkyard.

5

You’re so faded it’s like your face got soaked in dirt and left to rot.

My face is like a faded photo that got dropped in a mud pit.

I looked like I’d been buried under a pile of old clothes.

My skin is so faded, it’s like it got run over by a donkey.

6

You’re so faded you could be the last breath of a dying sock.

I’m so faded, I look like I’ve been left in the sun for a month and a half.

My face is like a faded poster that got burned in a fire.

I looked like I’d been left in the desert with no water and a bad attitude.