fad grabber

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A soulless poser who jumps on every fad like it’s the last donut at the bakery. They’re all flash and no substance, and they’ll ditch you faster than a hot mess.
Just bought a fidget spinner. Next week it’ll be a fidget cube. I’m already tired.
I’m doing the ice bucket challenge. But I’ll probably forget about it by tomorrow.
They wore a neon shirt yesterday. Today they’re in a hoodie. What even is this?
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A human garbage disposal for fads. They swallow every trend whole and then spit them out when the next one comes along. Total waste of time and money.
I spent $20 on a fidget spinner. Now it’s in the trash. I bought a fidget cube too. What was I thinking?
They’re doing the ice bucket challenge. I’m already done with this. I’m going to sleep.
Wore a neon shirt today. Now I’m wearing a hoodie. I’m confused.
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A fad grabber is someone who acts like they’re in on the secret when they’re just trying to look cool. They’ll try anything once, but they’ll quit faster than a bad lunch.
I tried the ice bucket challenge. I’m not doing it again. I got wet.
They wore a neon shirt today. I think they’re trying too hard.
Bought a fidget spinner. Now it’s in my drawer. What was I thinking?
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A fad grabber is someone who acts like they’re in on the secret when they’re just trying to look cool. They’ll try anything once, but they’ll quit faster than a bad lunch.
I tried the ice bucket challenge. I’m not doing it again. I got wet.
They wore a neon shirt today. I think they’re trying too hard.
Bought a fidget spinner. Now it’s in my drawer. What was I thinking?
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