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A stupid name for a guy who tried to be cool in the 70s and 80s. He was tall, skinny, and looked like he’d been hit by a truck. He sang like a dying cat and made Depeche Mode look like a bunch of babies.
My uncle still thinks he’s the king of the world.
He was so bad, he made me cry at a concert.
He tried to sing and it sounded like a goat fell into a blender.
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A guy who wore too much makeup and tried to be a rock star. He was crazy on stage and probably had a hairball in his brain. He was so weird, he inspired a whole band to copy him.
He looked like he was about to cry at any second.
He made my mom laugh so hard, she fell off the couch.
He was like a raccoon in a tuxedo.
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A man who had the voice of a dying whale and the style of a confused flamingo. He was out of his mind and danced like he was possessed. He was so bad, even Depeche Mode had to take notes.
He looked like he just ran out of a clown school.
He danced like he had a monster in his pants.
He was so crazy, he could’ve been a superhero.
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