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'I didn't cheat on my math test.', said by a kid who failed because he added 2 + 2 and got 5.

'I didn’t skip class.', said by someone who was in the principal’s office.

'I didn’t eat the last slice of pizza.', said by the guy who took it and then lied about it.

'I didn’t text my crush during class.', said by a kid who was typing a love note in the middle of a history lesson.

'I didn’t eat the whole cake.', said by the kid who ate the cake and then told everyone he didn’t.

'I didn’t tell my mom I flunked the test.', said by the kid who called his mom crying the next day.

'I didn’t steal the pencil.', said by the kid who took the pencil and then denied it three times.

'I didn’t break the window.', said by the kid who was standing there with a baseball in his hand.

'I didn’t text my crush during lunch.', said by the kid who had a full conversation with his crush and then acted surprised.

'I didn’t copy my friend’s homework.', said by the kid who had the exact same answers.

'I didn’t eat the entire bag of chips.', said by the kid who had no chips left and was full.

'I didn’t call my mom to complain about school.', said by the kid who had already called his mom three times.

'I didn’t skip class.', said by the kid who was in the hallway with a friend.

'I didn’t steal the eraser.', said by the kid who had the eraser and was using it to write notes.

'I didn’t text my crush during the test.', said by the kid who was texting his crush and then got caught.

'I didn’t eat the last cookie.', said by the kid who had the cookie and then lied about it.

'I didn’t cheat on the quiz.', said by the kid who had the answers written on his arm.

'I didn’t tell my crush I like him.', said by the kid who told his crush three times in one day.