Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who sucks at everything and also loves other guys. Like a gay vacuum.

"You’re a facuum," he said, "you suck at math and at life."

"He’s a facuum, he even sucked my lunch money."

"Why’d you leave the game?" "Because I’m a facuum and I got tired of losing."

2

A person who’s both a fag and a vacuum. So they suck at life and also like other guys.

"That kid’s a facuum, he even sucks at recess."

"Why’d you quit the band?" "Because I’m a facuum and I couldn’t carry my instrument."

"He’s a facuum, he’s got a vacuum for a brain."

3

A person who’s as gay as a vacuum and as useless as one.

"You’re a facuum, you’re like a gay vacuum with no power."

"He’s a facuum, he sucked my confidence and my GPA."

"That guy’s a facuum, he even sucks at spelling."

4

A guy who’s so gay and so bad at everything, it’s like he’s a vacuum that’s also a fag.

"He’s a facuum, he even sucks at video games."

"Why’d you break up with him?" "Because he’s a facuum and he sucked my soul."

"That guy’s a facuum, he’s like a gay vacuum with no suction."

5

A person who’s both a fag and a vacuum. So they’re not just gay, they’re also bad at everything.

"You’re a facuum, you’re like a gay vacuum with no power and no brains."

"He’s a facuum, he even sucked my pizza."

"Why’d you fail the test?" "Because I’m a facuum and I got distracted by my feelings."