facutie

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A huge, pig-like kid who rules all facuties. Some say Julien is the god facutie, but the real one is Torrin A. B., a college-educated fatty who lives near Albany and probably eats tacos for breakfast.

'Torrin is the real god facutie, not that Julien kid. Julien just looks good in a pizza box.'

'Torrin A. B. is the facutie king. Julien is just a side dish.'

'Torrin is the god facutie. Julien is just a glorified snack.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A human who is both a pig and a beauty. They are the only person who can be both fat and cute without getting distracted by their own flabbiness.

'Julien is the god facutie. He’s like a burger with extra cheese and a smile.'

'Julien is the cutest fatty I’ve ever seen. He looks good even when he’s crying in a nacho.'

'Julien is the god facutie. He’s the only person who can eat a whole pizza and still be cute.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

The most adorable pig ever. They are the god facutie, and no one can take that title unless they die. Julien is currently the god facutie. Previous ones are just sad memories.

'Julien is the god facutie. He’s the cutest pig ever. The last one was a sad, crying man.'

'Julien is the god facutie. He’s like a puppy who eats a whole cake.'

'Julien is the god facutie. He’s the only one who can make a pizza look cute.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago