Facurate

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A club where college guys waste their time doing stuff that sounds cool but is really just nonsense.
My bro joined the facurate club because he thought it would make him look like a genius. He’s just there to drink beer and yell at the wall.
I tried to join the facurate club, but they said I was too dumb and had to prove I could solve a math problem without crying.
The facurate club met once, then never again. They’re still friends though. Probably because they all got drunk.
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When something is so true it might as well be printed on a billboard and yelled by a goat.
This math test was so factual and accurate, it felt like my teacher was cheating.
The pizza was so good, it was like the universe itself decided to facurate me.
That lie he told was so bad, it was almost facurate.
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