facundo

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A Facundo is a person who can make art and music look easy. He’s like the cool cousin who’s always high on life and never breaks a sweat.
Facundo drew a whole mural in 10 minutes and still had time to beat me at Fortnite.
He said his mixtape was 'just a hobby' but it got 1 million streams.
He turned a boring math class into a concert with his beatbox skills.
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Meeting a Facundo is like winning the lottery. He’s got a laugh that’ll make you cry and a brain that’s full of weird ideas.
Facundo told a joke so bad it made the teacher laugh and cry at the same time.
He stayed up all night talking about the meaning of life and still passed the test.
He proposed to his crush with a rap battle and a pizza.
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The Big Guy is the guy who’s always in charge and doesn’t take any nonsense.
The Big Guy told the whole school to shut up during lunch because he was 'having a moment.'
He beat up the bully and then went to sleep.
He got detention for talking too much and still managed to be the best at everything.
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A Facundo is a Latin kid who skips class and hides from the teacher like a coward.
Facundo snuck out of Spanish class and ended up in the cafeteria eating pizza.
He used a fake ID to get out of detention and made the teacher cry.
He turned his homework into a rap song and got an A.
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