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A huge Filipino family that could eat a whole cow and still argue about who got the best cut.
My aunt brought 12 cousins and a goat to my birthday. I didn't even get cake.
My cousin's family showed up with 50 people. The restaurant had to call the cops.
My uncle's whole family came over and ate all my food. I had to eat cereal for a week.
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A Filipino family so big, they could be a football team and still have extra players.
My cousin's family came over and took over my house. I slept on the couch.
My aunt's family had 20 people. They brought a tent to the party.
My uncle's whole family showed up and took my dog's bed. Now my dog sleeps on the floor.
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A Filipino family so big, they could fill a stadium and still have room for snacks.
My family came to visit and took over my apartment. I had to sleep in the hallway.
My cousin's family had 30 people. They ate all my pizza and left a mess.
My aunt's whole family showed up and took my computer. Now I have to use my phone for homework.
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