Facultybums

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A loud, stupid yell that comes out of nowhere when you're caught off guard and your brain short-circuits.
'FACULTYBUMS!' I screamed when my boss asked me to work on a weekend.
'FACULTYBUMS!' I yelled when my dog ate my homework.
'FACULTYBUMS!' I shouted when I saw my ex with my best friend.
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A random explosion of words that happens when you're so mad or so happy you can't think straight.
'FACULTYBUMS!' I roared when I got a perfect score on my math test.
'FACULTYBUMS!' I hollered when my teacher gave me a pop quiz.
'FACULTYBUMS!' I yelled when my friend spilled soda on my shirt.
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A stupid, loud noise you make when you're completely lost in emotion and your brain is on fire.
'FACULTYBUMS!' I shouted when I failed my history exam.
'FACULTYBUMS!' I screamed when my crush said yes to my invite.
'FACULTYBUMS!' I yelled when I got locked out of my house.
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A loud, dumb sound that comes out of your mouth when you're so confused or so angry you don't know what to do.
'FACULTYBUMS!' I yelled when I got a bad grade.
'FACULTYBUMS!' I hollered when I saw my mom's car in the driveway.
'FACULTYBUMS!' I screamed when my teacher called me out in class.
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A stupid, loud word you shout when you're so over it you just want to scream and die.
'FACULTYBUMS!' I screamed when I had to do another presentation.
'FACULTYBUMS!' I yelled when my phone died during a video call.
'FACULTYBUMS!' I shouted when my friend forgot my birthday.
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