Faculty Park

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When you go full beast mode and leave others in the dust, usually because you’re too high on power and too low on self-control.

I faculty parked my way through the test and left the whole class crying in the corner.

He faculty parked the whole gym during lunch and got suspended for it.

She faculty parked the teacher by singing a full opera in the middle of math class.

The wild, crazy, and often messy life of someone who lives by doing awesome things, usually while others pay the price.

That guy lives the faculty park lifestyle, always in trouble, always in the spotlight.

She’s got the faculty park life down to a science, breaks rules, laughs at the consequences.

The faculty park life isn’t for the weak, it’s for the ones who thrive in chaos.