faculty lounger

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a teacher who gets it on with every teacher in the school like they're all in a hot mess together

My math teacher is a faculty lounger and I saw her making out with the principal in the hallway.

The faculty lounger is the reason the staff room smells like a broken perfume factory.

I asked my biology teacher if she was the faculty lounger, and she just winked at me.

a teacher who sleeps with the whole faculty like they're all on a group date and nobody cares

The faculty lounger is the reason the staff room has a mini party every Friday.

I heard the faculty lounger and the chemistry teacher got caught in the supply closet.

My history teacher told me she’s the faculty lounger and it’s a full-time job.

a teacher who flirts with every teacher in the school like they’re all their exes and they’re still hung up on them

The faculty lounger is why the school has more breakups than report cards.

I saw the faculty lounger and the gym teacher arguing over who was the best lover.

My English teacher told me she’s the faculty lounger and it’s a full-time job with a side of drama.