faculty fucktard

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a professor who’s so dumb they think they’re a god at their university
My calc teacher thinks he invented math. He’s a faculty fucktard.
She tried to explain the civil war like it was a drama class. Faculty fucktard alert.
He failed the whole department. That’s what you call a faculty fucktard.
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a professor who thinks they’re the best, but they’re just a mess
He wears socks with sandals and thinks he’s a genius. Classic faculty fucktard.
She can’t even spell ‘faculty’ right. What’s she doing here?
He’s been teaching for 30 years and still doesn’t know what a comma is. Faculty fucktard.
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a professor who’s so bad they should be fired, but they aren’t
He failed every student and still got a raise. Faculty fucktard for sure.
She can’t even run a class. Just sits there and stares. Faculty fucktard.
He made the whole department look bad. Faculty fucktard.
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