faculteria

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A place where teachers eat like humans, not like angry gods who punish students for breathing.

The faculteria was the only place I saw my math teacher eat a sandwich without yelling at it.

My teacher took a 10-minute break at the faculteria just to laugh at my bad puns.

I saw the principal eating pizza in the faculteria and forgot to be scared.

The holy ground where teachers get their strength to yell at kids and grade papers.

I snuck into the faculteria during lunch and saw the history teacher eating a whole cake.

The faculteria was the only place where the chemistry teacher didn't throw things.

The English teacher sat in the faculteria and cried over a bad essay.

Where teachers go to eat and forget that they’re supposed to be scary.

The faculteria was the only place the gym teacher didn’t throw dodgeballs at me.

I saw the music teacher eating a hot dog in the faculteria and forgot to sing.

The faculteria was the only place the math teacher didn’t yell at me for being wrong.

The place where teachers take a break from being the most annoying people on Earth.

I saw the art teacher eating a sandwich in the faculteria and forgot to draw.

The faculteria was the only place the science teacher didn’t throw a test at me.

The faculteria was the only place the drama teacher didn’t scream at me.

The secret hideout of teachers who need snacks to survive the day.

I saw the math teacher eating chips in the faculteria and forgot to do my homework.

The faculteria was the only place the music teacher didn’t make me sing.

The faculteria was where the gym teacher went to eat instead of throw things.

Where teachers go to eat and forget that they’re supposed to be scary.

The faculteria was the only place the history teacher didn’t yell at me for being late.

I saw the English teacher eating a burger in the faculteria and forgot to write.

The faculteria was the only place the chemistry teacher didn’t throw things at me.