Facuk

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A sweaty Irish kid who lives in a smelly pub and flings gold coins at people’s heads like they’re targets in a stupid game.
I saw facuk throw a gold coin at my head and it hurt more than my mom’s yelling.
He flung gold at my teacher and she tripped over a chair.
Facuk hit my dog with a gold coin and now he’s mad at me.
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A mushroom-faced Irish kid who lives in a pub and throws gold at people’s heads like they owe him money.
Facuk threw gold at my dad and now he’s arguing with the barman.
He hit my brother with a gold coin and now he’s got a bruise.
Facuk flung gold at my math teacher and she failed me.
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An Irish mushroom boy who lives in a pub and shoves gold coins into people’s temples like they’re his enemies.
Facuk hit me with a gold coin and I fell over.
He threw gold at my mom and she started crying.
Facuk hit my friend with a gold coin and now he’s got a broken nose.
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A smelly Irish kid who lives in a pub and throws gold coins at people’s heads like it’s a stupid sport.
Facuk hit me with a gold coin and I got a big red mark.
He flung gold at my friend and now he’s got a broken eardrum.
Facuk threw gold at my teacher and she fell off her chair.
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An Irish mushroom boy who lives in a pub and throws gold at people’s heads like they’re his enemies.
Facuk hit me with a gold coin and I yelled at him.
He flung gold at my dog and now he’s mad.
Facuk threw gold at my teacher and she got a big red mark.
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A sweaty Irish kid who lives in a smelly pub and flings gold coins at people like they’re stupid.
Facuk hit me with a gold coin and I fell down.
He threw gold at my mom and she got mad.
Facuk flung gold at my teacher and she got a big bruise.
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