facuched

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completely lost in a bad way like your brain exploded and your soul went to jail

I tried to do my math homework and I facuched because I thought 2 + 2 was 5 and my dog laughed at me

My mom facuched when I told her I failed my science test and I ate the last slice of pizza

I facuched when my crush said they liked someone else and I threw my phone out the window

so confused and angry you might start a war just to forget your problems

I facuched when my teacher gave me a pop quiz and I didn't know what a pop quiz was

My brother facuched when I took his favorite toy and hid it in the closet

I facuched when my dog ate my homework and I got a zero on my test

so messed up you could probably make a new language out of your confusion

I facuched when my mom yelled at me for getting a C on my math test and I forgot how to count

My friend facuched when her crush ignored her and she cried in the bathroom

I facuched when I spilled my juice on my shirt and my dog laughed at me

so wrong you might as well be a bad pizza that no one wants to eat

I facuched when I tried to make a pizza and it looked like a science experiment

My brother facuched when he got a D on his history test and he threw his pencil at me

I facuched when my dog ate my homework and I got a zero and my teacher laughed at me

so broken you might need a glue gun and a lot of patience to fix

I facuched when I tried to fix my broken phone and it looked like a robot exploded

My friend facuched when her crush broke up with her and she cried in the hallway

I facuched when I failed my math test and my dog laughed at me again

so confused you might need a map, a compass, and a psychic to figure it out

I facuched when my teacher gave me a pop quiz and I didn’t know what it was

My mom facuched when I spilled juice on my shirt and she yelled at me

I facuched when my dog ate my homework and I got a zero and my teacher laughed at me