Facu

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A super pretty person who talks like a brain-dead baby, but everyone laughs because they’re too weak to tell them to shut up. They also love music and ask stupid questions about life like it’s a homework assignment.
My crush said, 'Why is the sky blue?' and then cried because no one answered.
She asked, 'Is love a feeling or a thing?' and then took a selfie.
He said, 'What if the moon is just a giant cheese wheel?' and now I believe it.
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When you’re from another country and you’re mad as hell in the street and you yell 'facu' at some guy because you think you’re cool and you know English, but you’re just trying to look tough.
'FACU!' I yelled at the guy who stole my burger.
I screamed 'FACU!' because he dropped my phone in the toilet.
I yelled 'FACU!' and then cried because I didn’t know what it meant.
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A word that came from Jimin spitting on J-hope’s face while trying to be quiet and saying 'don’t touch my facu' because he was too lazy to clean his finger.
Jimin said, 'Don’t touch my facu,' and then spat on J-hope’s face.
He yelled, 'Don’t touch my facu!' and then laughed because he was covered in saliva.
J-hope cried, 'Why did you say facu?' and Jimin just smiled and spat again.
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