FactWhore

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A person who shoves facts down your throat like they're the last piece of pizza

'You said 30% of people like cats. I checked. 32% like dogs. You're wrong.'

'I have a graph. You don't. That’s why I win.'

'You don’t know anything. I have numbers. You have opinions. Numbers win.'

They don’t just use facts, they scream them at you like you owe them money

'I’ve got 12 sources. You’ve got none. You’re a lying idiot.'

'You said 50% of people like chocolate. I checked. 51% like chocolate. You’re a fraud.'

'I have a pie chart. You have a feeling. Feeling loses.'

They’re the kind of person who brings a calculator to a bar fight

'I’m not arguing. I’m calculating your defeat.'

'You said 10 people showed up. I counted 11. You’re a fraud.'

'I have a spreadsheet. You have a loud mouth. Spreadsheet wins.'

They don’t just know facts. They live them, breathe them, and sometimes even marry them

'I have a degree. You have a guess. Degree wins.'

'I’ve got 100 sources. You’ve got 10 fingers. You’re doomed.'

'I married a fact. You’re just a guess. That’s why I win.'

They’re like a fact monster. They eat facts for breakfast and chew them up for fun

'I ate 3 facts for breakfast. You had a guess for lunch. You’re weak.'

'You said 20% of people like dogs. I had 22% for breakfast. You’re wrong.'

'I don’t just use facts. I digest them. You? You just guessed.'

They’re the kind of person who turns a normal argument into a fact war

'You said 25% of people like pizza. I say 26%. That’s a fact war.'

'I have a bar chart. You have a guess. This is a fact war.'

'You said 5 people showed up. I say 6. That’s a fact war. You lose.'