Factuum

I asked him what the problem was and he said, 'I have no clue.' I told him, 'You have factuum.'

She missed the whole meeting and still acted like she knew what was happening.

He texted me, 'What’s going on?' I said, 'You have factuum, bro.'

He stared at the question for ten minutes and said, 'I don’t know.' I said, 'That’s factuum.'

She had the answer right in front of her but still said, 'I don’t get it.'

He got a question wrong because he didn’t even read it. Factuum, pure and simple.

He believed the Earth was flat and said, 'That’s why I have factuum.'

She thought the test was about baking and cried when she got it wrong.

He asked, 'What’s a math problem?' I said, 'You have factuum.'

He didn’t know what day it was and said, 'I have factuum.'

She failed the test and said, 'I had no idea.' I said, 'That’s factuum.'

He didn’t know what the question was asking and still answered it wrong.

He thought the question was a joke and said, 'I have factuum.'

She saw the answer but didn’t recognize it. I said, 'That’s factuum.'

He didn’t know what the question was asking and still answered it wrong.