Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fact so precise it makes your brain hurt and your eyes roll back.

'I got a 100% on the test. No kidding.'

'He counted every single grain of rice.'

'She knew the exact time the bus would arrive.'

2

Working your butt off just to get what you want, like you're begging the universe.

'I studied for 10 hours just to pass this class.'

'He worked 3 jobs to buy that car.'

'She saved every penny just to go on vacation.'

3

So accurate it’s like the facts are holding hands and giving you a high-five.

'He knew the exact score of the game before it even started.'

'She could tell you the name of every kid in the school.'

'He knew the time, date, and weather for the next year.'

4

Accurate as hell, no questions asked.

'I knew the answer before the teacher even said it.'

'He had the exact same problem as me.'

'She knew my mood before I even talked.'

5

When what you said is so wrong it's like it never happened.

'I said the sky was green, and it was clearly blue.'

'He claimed the moon was made of cheese, and it wasn’t.'

'She said the sun rose in the west, and it was obviously wrong.'

6

When everything you said is correct and you can prove it with evidence.

'I had the proof, the witnesses, and the whole class believed me.'

'He had the receipts, the photos, and the teacher backed him up.'

'She had the data, the results, and the whole school agreed.'

7

A shortcut word when you're too lazy to say 'manufacture' and just want to sound smart.

'He factured the facts to make it look good.'

'She factured the truth to make it sound better.'

'He factured the evidence just to win the bet.'