Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fact that’s so precise it feels like it was printed on a poster and hung in your face.

That kid got a 100% on the test. Facturate, man. No shade.

She counted every single sock. Facturate, pure and simple.

He knew the exact time the bus would arrive. Facturate, motherflinger.

2

Putting in so much effort it feels like you’re digging for treasure with a spoon.

I waited for three hours just to get my favorite seat. Facturate, baby.

He studied for a week for that quiz. Facturate, for sure.

She did 100 push-ups just to prove a point. Facturate, you know it.

3

So accurate it’s like the universe itself said, 'Yeah, that’s right.'

He predicted the weather and it came true. Facturate, like magic.

She knew the exact price of every item. Facturate, like a god.

He knew the exact number of people in the room. Facturate, to the max.

4

So accurate it’s like you just cursed the universe into agreeing with you.

That answer was right on point. Facturate, like I said it myself.

He knew my secret before I told him. Facturate, like he read my mind.

She got the question right without even thinking. Facturate, like it was obvious.

5

A lie that’s so bad it makes your brain feel like it’s on fire.

He said he ran a marathon. Facturate, like he walked three steps.

She claimed to know everything. Facturate, like she was a robot.

He said he could juggle ten balls. Facturate, like he dropped them all.

6

A statement so true it makes your head spin and your brain yell, 'YES!'

He said the sky is blue, and it was. Facturate, like it was written in the stars.

She said the coffee was hot, and it was. Facturate, like it was made by fire.

He said the pizza was good, and it was. Facturate, like it was magic.

7

Like you made something up but didn’t have time to say the full word so you just said factured.

I said 'factured' instead of 'manufactured.' Facturate, like I was lazy.

She said 'factured' instead of 'produced.' Facturate, like she was too tired.

He said 'factured' instead of 'created.' Facturate, like he was half-asleep.