Factulation

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When someone talks about stuff like a broken toaster or a lizard with no brain and acts like it’s the most important thing ever.

My cousin said the toaster is cursed and it’s gonna kill us all next Tuesday.

My neighbor thinks the cat has a PhD in philosophy.

My teacher claims the moon is made of expired pizza.

Making up total crap and calling it the truth like you just got a vision from God.

My brother said the president is a robot from Mars.

My mom told me the clouds are actually aliens on vacation.

My friend claims the internet is a giant spider.

Spitting out a bunch of useless numbers and facts about things that don’t matter at all.

My uncle said the average number of hairs on a giraffe is 4,200.

My sister told me the exact weight of a pencil is 5.6 grams.

My cousin thinks the number 7 is the most important number in the universe.

Talking about stuff you know nothing about like you’re an expert and you’ve been studying it for 50 years.

My dad says he knows everything about the ocean because he saw it once.

My aunt claims she’s a wizard because she can count to 10.

My brother thinks he’s a scientist because he owns a magnifying glass.

Using your cool power way too soon in a game like you’re trying to win before the first round even starts.

I used my X-Factor on the first hit in the match.

I pulled out my X-Factor before the opponent even moved.

I used my X-Factor before the music even started.