Factulated

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Blabbering out fake facts about stuff no one gives a damn about.

My uncle factulated for two hours about the history of cheese.

She factulated about how cats from Mars will take over Earth in 2025.

He factulated about the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop.

Making up nonsense and acting like it’s the truth.

He factulated that the moon is made of melted crayons.

She factulated that Donald Trump is a secret alien from Neptune.

They factulated that the internet will crash on Tuesday.

Basic facts about things, but still somehow wrong.

The factulated list said a dog has 10 legs.

Factulated: A pizza has 8 sides and 12 toppings.

Factulated: A chicken has 7 eyes and can speak 3 languages.

Talking out of your ass about stuff you think you know.

He factulated about dinosaurs in a DM to my mom.

She factulated about the meaning of life during a Zoom call.

He factulated about how microwaves can teleport you to Mars.

Using your X-Factor before you even need to in a game.

He factulated by using X-Factor on turn 2.

She factulated by using X-Factor before the match even started.

He factulated and lost because he used X-Factor too soon.