factuate

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To prove something so hard it makes your brain hurt and your enemies cry.

Bro, I factuated that pizza was the best food ever. You can't argue with that.

She factuated that he was a total dweeb. He had no comeback.

I factuated that the teacher was a witch. She gave me a D.

Factuation is when you're 100% sure, like you just saw the most obvious thing in the world.

I factuated that the sky was blue. Big whoop.

He factuated that the dog was the best friend. Duh.

She factuated that the class was the worst. We all knew that.

A fact is like the king of truths. You don't question it. You just bow down and take it.

That fact was the king of truths. I bowed down and took it.

The fact was so strong, it knocked the whole class out.

That fact was like a lunchroom legend. Nobody doubted it.