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When your facts are so solid they make everyone else look like a pile of bad decisions

You said the Earth was round. The whole class was wrong. You were right.

He said the pizza was cold. It was frozen. He was right.

She knew the answer before the teacher even asked. She was right.

When your truth is so strong it makes other people’s lies taste like expired chicken nuggets

He said the sky was blue. It was actually gray. He was right.

She told the teacher the homework was due Monday. It was Tuesday. She was right.

He said the dog had 3 legs. It had 4. He was wrong.

When you’re not just right, you’re the only one who matters

You said the movie was 2 hours long. It was 2 hours and 15 minutes. You were right.

He said the game was over. It wasn’t. He was wrong.

She said the answer was 10. It was 10. She was right.

When you’re so right it’s like everyone else is just trying to get you to shut up

He said the test was easy. It was hard. He was right.

She said the bus was late. It was 20 minutes late. She was right.

He said the dog had 4 legs. It had 3. He was wrong.

When your facts are so good they make other people’s opinions sound like they were written by a confused toddler

He said the sky was blue. It was green. He was right.

She said the answer was 7. It was 7. She was right.

He said the movie was 2 hours long. It was 2 hours and 45 minutes. He was right.

When your truth is so obvious it’s like everyone else is just pretending they didn’t see it

She said the homework was due Friday. It was due Friday. She was right.

He said the dog had 4 legs. It had 4. He was right.

She said the pizza was hot. It was hot. She was right.