Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A combo of fact and actually. Use it when you're trying to convince someone your dumb idea is actually real.

'Factually, I am the best at video games.', said no one ever

'Factually, I didn't cheat on the test.', said the guy who got a 32%'

'Factually, I'm the king of the world.', said the kid who won the spelling bee'

2

When something is so true, even facts get jealous and give up.

'Factually, I have a million dollars.', said the guy who owed $5'

'Factually, I can bench press a cow.', said the guy who bench pressed a chicken'

'Factually, I'm a genius.', said the guy who failed math'

3

A bunch of people think it's true. Doesn't mean it actually is.

'Factually, the sky is purple.', said the guy who ate too much grape Jell-O'

'Factually, I'm a rockstar.', said the guy who played air guitar'

'Factually, I'm the best at everything.', said the guy who lost to his dog'

4

When someone lies and makes it look like they’re telling the truth. Usually done by lawyers, politicians, and used car salesmen.

'Factually, this car is brand new.', said the used car salesman who just got it from a guy who didn’t even like it'

'Factually, I didn’t steal your lunch.', said the guy who took it'

'Factually, I'm the best teacher ever.', said the guy who failed everyone'

5

Dropping fancy facts on a fool to make them feel dumb.

'Factually, I can solve this equation in my head.', said the guy who needed a calculator'

'Factually, I can read this book in 2 seconds.', said the guy who skimmed it'

'Factually, I'm the smartest person in the room.', said the guy who forgot his name'

6

When something is just flat-out true. No fluff. No lies. Just a fact.

'Factually, I passed the test.', said the guy who got a 100%

'Factually, I’m the best at this.', said the guy who won'

'Factually, I don’t need help.', said the guy who asked for it'

7

A fancy word for fact, but you only use it when you’re bad at everything.

'Factually, I’m not bad at anything.', said the guy who failed everything'

'Factually, I’m the best at this.', said the guy who got a D'

'Factually, I don’t need help.', said the guy who needed it the most'