Factualistic

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When someone talks so much about facts that your brain short-circuits and you just want to punch them.
My cousin is factualistic. He told me 12 facts about tomatoes before I could finish my sandwich.
My teacher is factualistic. She gave me a lecture on why the sky is blue during lunch.
My mom is factualistic. She explained the history of the toaster while I was trying to fall asleep.
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A person who throws facts at you like they’re trying to beat you in a fight with numbers.
My friend is factualistic. He used three facts to prove that pizza is better than burgers.
My dad is factualistic. He quoted the entire periodic table to me during a movie.
My neighbor is factualistic. She told me the exact number of steps to her house while I was just trying to walk by.
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Someone who doesn’t just tell the truth, they yell the truth at you until you beg for mercy.
My brother is factualistic. He told me 10 facts about dogs before I could even say 'hello.'
My boss is factualistic. She gave me a lecture on time management during my lunch break.
My crush is factualistic. They told me the exact number of calories in my snack before I could finish it.
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A person who doesn’t just tell you facts, they dump a whole truckload of them on you like it’s a fact hurricane.
My teacher is factualistic. She dropped a truckload of facts on me during a test.
My brother is factualistic. He told me the history of every pencil ever made during our game of chess.
My friend is factualistic. She explained the entire universe to me during a 20-minute break.
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