factual inaccuracies

The teacher said the moon is made of cheese. It's not. It's made of bad decisions.

My history textbook says the dinosaurs died from a sneeze. I don't believe it.

He told me the sky was blue. It's actually the color of regret.

The math teacher said 2 + 2 = 5. That’s not math. That’s a crime.

The geography book said the Nile is in France. That’s not a river. That’s a mistake.

The science teacher said the sun is green. I’m not even going to ask why.

The history teacher said the pyramids were built by ants. I don’t know who I believe more.

The math teacher said 5 x 5 is 10. That’s not math. That’s a joke.

The science teacher said the Earth is flat. I’m not even going to argue.