Factual Evidence

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A stupid way to say something obvious, used by people who think they're smart but are just loud.
'It’s obvious he’s lying, based on the factual evidence of his face turning red and his pants falling down.'
'Based on factual evidence, I know you’re a failure.'
'Factual evidence shows you’re the worst friend ever.'
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A fake way to sound important, used by people who are too lazy to just say yes.
'Based on factual evidence, I’m declaring war on your existence.'
'I’m not mad, I’m just factual evidence.'
'You failed, based on factual evidence and my opinion.'
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