factual donkey

My teacher is a factual donkey. She failed me for saying the sky is green.

My mom is a factual donkey. She told me to eat my vegetables or I'd end up as a donkey in the mall.

My dad is a factual donkey. He said I'd fail algebra if I didn't stop eating pizza for breakfast.

My friend is a factual donkey. He told me I was wrong on the test, even though I had a pencil in my mouth.

My boss is a factual donkey. She said my report was wrong, even though I had a hangover.

My neighbor is a factual donkey. He told me my dog was a donkey, even though the dog had a hat on.

My brother is a factual donkey. He kicked me for saying the moon was a donkey.

My uncle is a factual donkey. He told me I was a donkey for eating my homework.

My cousin is a factual donkey. She told me I was wrong and then stole my cookies.