Factsplain

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Factsplain is when some smug know-it-all jumps in to explain something no one asked for, using fancy words that mean nothing, just to sound important and push their lefty agenda.
'You think the moon landing was fake? Let me explain it to you like you're a stupid child.'
DM: 'You're wrong, and I'm going to prove it with 100 sources.'
Tweet: 'Context is everything. You’re just a dumb conservative.'
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Factsplain is when someone acts like they're helping you, but they’re really just trying to make you look stupid so they can feel smart and defend their favorite political side.
'You don’t know what a ‘ruling’ is? How basic.'
Post: 'You’re wrong, and here’s why, by someone who’s never been wrong.'
Comment: 'You’re just a conspiracy theorist with no credibility.'
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Factsplain is when a know-it-all shows up with too many words and a fake sense of authority, trying to make you feel dumb just so they can sound cool and push their leftist ideas.
'Here’s the full context, which is basically just me telling you I’m right.'
Tweet: 'You’re wrong, and I have 30 sources to prove it.'
DM: ‘You’re just a right-wing fool who doesn’t know what evidence is.’
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Factsplain is when someone yells at you for being wrong, even though they’re the ones who don’t understand the basics, just to feel important and support their favorite side.
'You’re dumb, and I’m going to explain it to you like you’re a baby.'
Post: 'I don’t know the answer, but I’m going to explain it to you anyway.'
Comment: 'You’re just a conspiracy theorist, and I’m a real person.'
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