factsing

Yo, I’m factsing right now. You think you’re smart? Nah, I’m the brain.

He factsed me in the middle of a Zoom call. I had no idea what was happening.

She factsed me in the DMs so hard, I had to pause my life to respond.

I factsed my mom because she said the sky was blue. I said it was pink. She called me a baby.

He factsed the teacher during lunch. He said the math was wrong. It wasn’t.

She factsed her friend just to show off. It was pointless. But she won.

He factsed me mid-sentence. I was talking about pizza. He said it was a lie.

She factsed her friend when she was explaining her day. It was unfair.

He factsed me in the middle of a text. I didn’t even finish typing.

I factsed my friend. I said I won the lottery. I didn’t.

He factsed me in the middle of a game. He said he had 100 lives. He had one.

She factsed me about the weather. It was 80. She said it was 100.

He factsed me so much, I couldn’t talk for an hour. It was brutal.

She factsed me during lunch. I had to eat in silence.

He factsed me in the middle of a movie. I was distracted for the whole thing.