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When facts are your enemy and you scream like a banshee whenever someone says something true.
You post a graph and someone says, "That’s just data." You reply, "You’re a data-fag!"
Factscism
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A fancy way of saying, "I don’t like being right." You call people names and throw shade when the world doesn’t bend to your will.
You’re told the sky is blue. You yell, "You’re a sky-hater!"
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A cult where everyone swears by numbers and gets mad when you question their sacred math.
You ask, "Why is 2 + 2 = 4?" They say, "You’re a math heretic!"
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When you worship facts like they’re gods and call people racists for saying the Earth is round.
You say, "The Earth is flat!" They yell, "You’re a flat-Earth racist!"
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When you use a calculator like it’s a holy relic and get angry when someone says, "You’re wrong."
You show off your calculator. Someone says, "That’s just a toy." You scream, "You’re a toy-hater!"
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A religion where everyone wears a lab coat and gets mad when you say, "You’re not a scientist."
You say, "I’m not a scientist." They say, "You’re a fake!"