facts, no opinions

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truths that don't tolerate nonsense or feelings
You said the sky was green. I said it was blue. You said I was wrong. I said you were stupid.
She tried to explain her bad grade. I said 'facts, no opinions' and threw the textbook at her.
He said the pizza was cold. I said 'facts, no opinions' and ate the whole thing.
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when reality beats lies and you're too dumb to argue
He said the math was wrong. I said 'facts, no opinions' and made him do the problem 10 times.
She said the dog wasn't loud. I said 'facts, no opinions' and yelled at the dog.
He said I didn't know what I was talking about. I said 'facts, no opinions' and proved it with a graph.
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