Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When something is 100% real and you don't have to lie your ass off to make it happen

Man I just got a 100 on my math test. Facts no hizzle.

She said she'd eat my lunch if I didn't do my homework. And she did it. Facts no hizzle.

I told my mom I got a job. I didn't. But I still got a job. Facts no hizzle.

2

When something is so real it doesn't need any extra nonsense to back it up

He hit the ceiling. No exaggeration. Facts no hizzle.

I ate five burgers. I swear. Facts no hizzle.

She told me I was ugly. I believed her. Facts no hizzle.

3

When the truth is so strong it doesn't need any fluff to survive

I got a B+ on my report card. I still cried. Facts no hizzle.

He got kicked out of class. He deserved it. Facts no hizzle.

She told me my hair was messy. It was. Facts no hizzle.

4

When the truth is so real it doesn't need any lies to make it better

I said I'd finish my chores. I did. Facts no hizzle.

He told me he was gonna win the race. He did. Facts no hizzle.

She said I was gonna fail. I did. Facts no hizzle.

5

When something is so true you don't need any extra crap to prove it

I got a pizza for lunch. No joke. Facts no hizzle.

He ran the mile in 6 minutes. No joke. Facts no hizzle.

She told me I was gonna get an A. I did. Facts no hizzle.

6

When the truth hits you so hard you don't need any extra drama to make it real

I got grounded. No arguing. Facts no hizzle.

He broke my phone. No mercy. Facts no hizzle.

She told me I was gonna be late. I was. Facts no hizzle.