Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When something is so true it could punch your face and still be right.

The pizza was so good, it had a PhD in being delicious.

My mom said I was ugly, and she’s a certified genius.

This math problem was so easy, it called me on my phone.

2

When something is so real it could be the reason your teacher cries.

This kid got a 100% on the test, and he’s only 5 years old.

My dog knows more math than my math teacher.

The soup was so good, it got a job at the restaurant.

3

When something is so factual it could beat your brain in a fight.

This history teacher knows more about history than the history book.

My little brother can do algebra better than my dad.

This chicken wing was so good, it got a Nobel Prize.

4

When something is so true it could start a war just to prove it.

This kid eats more pizza than the whole pizza shop.

My grandma knows more secrets than the CIA.

This math problem was so easy, it got a medal.

5

When something is so real it could make your brain retire early.

This kid’s grades are so good, they have a retirement plan.

My dog can count better than my math teacher.

This soup was so good, it got a raise.