Facts in disguise

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Things that are true but nobody wants to admit because they’re too lazy to say it out loud.

My mom says I’m the worst kid ever, but she knows I’m the best.

The teacher says I’m smart, but I know she’s just tired of grading my nonsense.

My dad says he’s not mad, but he’s definitely mad.

Facts that everyone sees but no one wants to bring up because they’re too afraid of what might happen next.

I saw my friend cheating, but I didn’t say nothing because I’m scared of being next.

The principal knew I was smoking, but he let me go because he was also smoking.

My sister said I was ugly, but I know she’s just jealous of my beauty.

Truths that are so obvious, people just ignore them like they’re not there.

My brother says I’m not annoying, but he’s the one who started it.

The coach said I was the best, but he’s just trying to keep me from quitting.

My teacher says I’m not lazy, but I know she’s just tired of my nonsense.

Secrets that are so common, people just pretend they don’t know about them.

My mom says I’m not messy, but I know she’s just lying to herself.

The teacher says I’m not dumb, but I know she’s just trying to keep me from failing.

My dad says he’s not old, but I know he’s just trying to keep his pride.

Facts so plain, people just ignore them like they’re not real.

My brother says I’m not loud, but he’s the one who started yelling.

The principal said I was not in trouble, but I know he’s just trying to save his job.

My sister says I’m not ugly, but she’s just jealous of my looks.

Things that are true, but people just don’t want to face them because it’s too much work.

My mom says I’m not lazy, but I know she’s just trying to keep me from getting in trouble.

The teacher said I was not failing, but I know she’s just trying to keep me from dropping out.

My dad said he wasn’t mad, but I know he was just too lazy to yell.